1
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Yes, I am so generous.

2
00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,634
You have a lot of stuff.

3
00:00:09,635 --> 00:00:11,178
{\an8}Well, I am moving here.

4
00:00:13,055 --> 00:00:15,473
And that offer
was also generous.

5
00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:18,143
Oh, that's fantastic.

6
00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,897
Marriage is hard sometimes.

7
00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:25,650
I just feel like
a 1950s housewife.

8
00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:26,984
And, like, you come over,

9
00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,319
"Can I have a beer,"
like Al Bundy.

10
00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,279
I don't do that.

11
00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,741
Well, my husband cried.

12
00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:35,785
And now,
I feel like I need advice

13
00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:37,787
from one of my best friends.

14
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And we're also hosting
a dinner party this week.

15
00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,667
And you know what happens
at dinner parties

16
00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:45,670
on shows like this,
so buckle up.

17
00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:07,191
{\an8}Hi.

18
00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,568
{\an8}- Oh...
- No, can you believe it?

19
00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,654
{\an8}Why do I feel like
I want to get emotional?

20
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Because you built your house
from the ground up.

21
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And we've known each other
for, like, [bleep] 18 years.

22
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And we were all broke.

23
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{\an8}Kristina is the reason we're
filming this show right now.

24
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{\an8}Because Kristina was
working at SUR.

25
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{\an8}And she was like,
you should just work here.

26
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{\an8}And I'm like, you're so right.

27
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{\an8}If I never started working
at SUR because of Kristina,

28
00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,262
{\an8}I would never have
Vanderpump Rules,

29
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{\an8}would never have met Beau,
would never have

30
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{\an8}my [bleep] children,
and would never

31
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{\an8}have pitched this to Hulu.

32
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{\an8}It's all because of Kristina.
Give her a raise!

33
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Coffee's my life.

34
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I wake up thinking about it.

35
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Midday, I think about it.

36
00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:52,486
You're describing coffee

37
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the way that I think
about rosé.

38
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Kristina knows me so well.

39
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I've known her
longer than Katie.

40
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{\an8}And now that, like,
Georgi and Georgia are here,

41
00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:03,164
{\an8}Kristina is the one
I want to go vent to.

42
00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:04,957
{\an8}And I know she wants
to talk to me about Katie,

43
00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,877
{\an8}so I'm, like,
a little scared also.

44
00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:10,338
My sister and Georgia,

45
00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:12,673
they're actually
driving me insane.

46
00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:15,384
So they're staying with you
by, like, choice?

47
00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,011
We're coming up
on the two week mark.

48
00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,554
They're supposed to find
their own place.

49
00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:22,058
So, OK, how is Beau handling
having your sisters there?

50
00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:24,769
All he wants is to be able
to sleep in one day.

51
00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:26,854
And so he's like, if they could
just, like, be the ones

52
00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:29,273
to get up with the kids,
but, like,

53
00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,901
Beau is, like, going through
a really hard time.

54
00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,070
So not with your sisters.
That's like a side--

55
00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,738
That's like a side thing.

56
00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:37,239
He has, like,
brought it up to me

57
00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,492
how he wanted
to go back to work.

58
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Being, like, just a dad
and taking care of the house

59
00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,788
and all of the things
that we need,

60
00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:45,790
like, doesn't fulfill him.

61
00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,583
He was just like,
I feel like with us,

62
00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:49,418
he's like, I feel so distant.

63
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Like, it feels like we're just
like roommates or whatever.

64
00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:54,590
{\an8}My job is pretty high up there
on my priority list.

65
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{\an8}Judge me. I don't care.

66
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{\an8}And I don't get to put in

67
00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,847
{\an8}that much time
with my marriage.

68
00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,809
{\an8}But I absolutely can do better.

69
00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,268
I know how you feel.

70
00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:09,438
But you're an amazing partner.

71
00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:10,898
You love Beau,
like you just said.

72
00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,274
Sounds like I'm not.

73
00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,901
No, but you probably
kissed him this morning

74
00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:16,946
when you woke up.

75
00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,864
- No, I didn't!
- What?

76
00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:22,243
That's the easiest,
like, [bleep].

77
00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:24,203
{\an8}Oh, [bleep].

78
00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,371
OK, I'll do it tomorrow.

79
00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:26,705
Step one.

80
00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:28,082
Kiss him more.
- I'm gonna do it tomorrow.

81
00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,917
I need to put it in my notes.
That's easy.

82
00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:32,086
That's the easy one.
- On my to-do list.

83
00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:35,715
And I'll take him on a date
or something, too.

84
00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,217
I want to know
what's going on with Katie.

85
00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,178
Because obviously,
Katie hasn't been around.

86
00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:42,596
When was the last,
like, birthday

87
00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:44,390
or get-together
she's been around?

88
00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,434
So I'm so surprised to see her.

89
00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:48,018
Yeah.

90
00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:51,647
{\an8}Katie and I started SUR
kind of around the same time.

91
00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,483
{\an8}We were close then,
but then I felt like

92
00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:57,778
{\an8}I was giving the most
being a friend for her.

93
00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:00,865
{\an8}And I was getting
the bare minimum.

94
00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:03,659
{\an8}And I thought
Stassi felt the same.

95
00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:07,413
{\an8}I'm surprised Katie's here
and back in our lives.

96
00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,748
So I met with Katie.

97
00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:12,168
The goal was to say
how I really felt

98
00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:13,669
and why I've ghosted.

99
00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,337
I didn't mention
the wedding part, OK?

100
00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,131
I left that out.
- You don't need to.

101
00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,883
Honestly, that was
such a beautiful trip.

102
00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:21,177
Great.
Let's not even air it.

103
00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:23,179
{\an8}OK, I'll spill the tea.

104
00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,389
{\an8}I shared a hotel
with Katie in Italy.

105
00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:28,058
{\an8}She was obsessed with Rob.

106
00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:31,187
{\an8}I mean, she was just
talking about him nonstop.

107
00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:32,980
{\an8}"Should I send
this text message" nonstop.

108
00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:35,107
{\an8}Like, had one too many drinks
and was like,

109
00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,358
{\an8}"Should I go to his room?"

110
00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,611
{\an8}Like, I just wanted
to be in Italy.

111
00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,112
{\an8}Like, I didn't want
to hear about Rob

112
00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,490
{\an8}over my "ca-shay pepe."

113
00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,620
Did I say it wrong, girl?

114
00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:48,996
Close enough.

115
00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:52,791
I can't just, like,
pretend that those,

116
00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,335
like, years didn't happen.
- Well, how did she react?

117
00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:59,673
She apologized
and also was like,

118
00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,050
"I just feel like
you don't want to hang out

119
00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,426
"with anyone unless
you married them,

120
00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:03,761
birthed them, or pay them."

121
00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:07,556
And I'm like, mic drop.

122
00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,934
{\an8}That comment was like
older Katie,

123
00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,685
{\an8}the Katie you don't want
to be around.

124
00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:15,397
{\an8}And I'm always going to be
protective with Stassi.

125
00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:19,276
{\an8}So if this is how you feel
about Stassi's friends,

126
00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:21,278
{\an8}then why do you even want
to be here?

127
00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,155
{\an8}It's like,
who the [bleep] are you?

128
00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,658
OK, so Katie's gonna
be around more?

129
00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,326
She'll be around
a little bit more.

130
00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,662
I don't think I'm gonna make
a huge effort.

131
00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:32,331
{\an8}I didn't even mean
to create drama

132
00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,042
{\an8}between Katie and Kristina.

133
00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,086
{\an8}I'm gonna throw
a dinner party.

134
00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:51,267
{\an8}Well, so far,
there's been no drama for me.

135
00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:53,185
{\an8}But it is episode 3.

136
00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,896
{\an8}And we're no strangers to this,

137
00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:58,399
{\an8}so I just want to be present
and enjoy myself

138
00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,568
{\an8}until I'm no longer
enjoying myself.

139
00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:03,946
{\an8}Hello.

140
00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:05,322
{\an8}Oh.

141
00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,324
{\an8}Hey.
- Hi.

142
00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,243
{\an8}The hair's--I'm obsessed.

143
00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:11,870
{\an8}It looks so good.
- Thank you.

144
00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:15,124
{\an8}I've known Ariana
for 14 years.

145
00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:18,419
{\an8}We were on reality TV
for over a decade together.

146
00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:23,507
{\an8}And about five years ago,
we started a business.

147
00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:24,633
How's your fiancé?

148
00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,635
- My fiancé.
- Do you love saying it?

149
00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:30,472
Yeah, it is really fun
to say "my fiancé."

150
00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:33,392
{\an8}I think a major catalyst
for Ariana and Stassi

151
00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:36,020
{\an8}not getting along was,
Ariana was with Tom Sandoval.

152
00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:37,855
{\an8}And he really
didn't like Stassi.

153
00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:40,524
{\an8}So it kind of kept Ariana
from really getting to know

154
00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,484
{\an8}Stassi in a meaningful way.

155
00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:44,153
How's filming been?

156
00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:47,906
I met up with Stassi
the other day.

157
00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:52,119
Which I haven't done in years.

158
00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,663
{\an8}So when I decided
that I was gonna

159
00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,582
{\an8}come be a part of the show,
I told her about it.

160
00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,792
{\an8}And she was actually
very happy for me.

161
00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,586
She's a very supportive friend.

162
00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,254
When we're talking,
she's like, yeah,

163
00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:05,257
like, I had been
harboring these feelings,

164
00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,259
like, negative feelings
for a long time.

165
00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,761
And, you know, she's like,
you were being, like, selfish

166
00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,012
and talking about this.

167
00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:12,306
And I think,
where was the understanding

168
00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,767
that my whole life was
just turned upside down?

169
00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,018
I was going through divorce.

170
00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,186
Yeah, I was being selfish.

171
00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,312
And I think I deserved
to be selfish.

172
00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:19,772
Yeah, that's OK
to be selfish,

173
00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,190
especially during that time.

174
00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:23,359
Stassi was queen of being
selfish for a long time.

175
00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:28,614
I get not wanting to [bleep]
with people who just drain you,

176
00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:31,200
but, like, also,
do you have any friends?

177
00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:33,702
Besides, you know,
your husband,

178
00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:35,204
and your kids,
and your assistant, like--

179
00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,705
I mean,
you guys are best friends.

180
00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:39,750
I feel like we've all grown.

181
00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:42,753
Like, I would like to think
that she has as well.

182
00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:44,630
I think she definitely--
I mean, I know it's easy

183
00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:47,049
to say, like, OK, well,
she had done this in the past

184
00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,592
and didn't grow from it
and did this in the past.

185
00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:52,763
But I think the level
of this accountability

186
00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:55,684
that she had to face
is unparalleled.

187
00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,231
{\an8}I definitely had
people questioning

188
00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:04,024
{\an8}my friendship with her
and why I was

189
00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,734
{\an8}not speaking out against her.

190
00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:08,195
{\an8}But I've known Stassi
for so many years.

191
00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,280
{\an8}You know, she was
a bit ignorant at times

192
00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,949
{\an8}and wouldn't think
before she spoke,

193
00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,535
{\an8}so I think that was a real,
like, reckoning with her.

194
00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:18,247
{\an8}And I think she took it
very seriously.

195
00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:20,416
{\an8}Stassi started
listening to people.

196
00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,835
{\an8}Rather than becoming defensive,
you listen.

197
00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,587
{\an8}And you learn
where your blind spots are,

198
00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,506
{\an8}what, you know,
certain microaggressions

199
00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,924
{\an8}you've had in the past.

200
00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:32,594
{\an8}And you kind of sit with that
and learn from it.

201
00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,930
It's a tender topic.
But, like, it is what it is.

202
00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,724
Yeah.
Well, I'm glad you guys talked.

203
00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:38,892
I mean, I think
there's probably a way

204
00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:41,395
to just figure out, like,
what works for you guys now.

205
00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:44,273
But it can't just be on me.

206
00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,650
{\an8}I've always kept it real
with Stassi.

207
00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:50,070
{\an8}And in this new chapter
of Stassi/Katie 2.0,

208
00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,947
{\an8}I'm gonna continue
to keep it real.

209
00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:55,117
If I'm gonna make that effort
to be a part of your life,

210
00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:56,994
you need to make that
to be part of mine too.

211
00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:58,328
It's a two-way street.

212
00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,122
{\an8}I really don't want
to repeat history

213
00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:02,791
{\an8}and go through another
toxic friendship cycle

214
00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,168
{\an8}all on TV again.

215
00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,961
{\an8}So if it ends up
going down that path,

216
00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,964
{\an8}I have no problem walking away.

217
00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:16,889
{\an8}I wish I was going
to speak at some--

218
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,016
{\an8}I don't know,
what do people speak at?

219
00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:21,226
{\an8}Styling days are
my favorite days

220
00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,187
{\an8}because I get to do these
from home.

221
00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,354
{\an8}And I get to look
through clothes.

222
00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:26,940
{\an8}And I get to like,

223
00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,817
{\an8}I don't know,
help Beau with the kids

224
00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,611
{\an8}while I'm trying on
cute outfits.

225
00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:32,154
{\an8}It's like, win-win.

226
00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:34,239
You just look so good
in, like, a peplum.

227
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,241
Oh, I love a peplum.
And I'm so glad they're back.

228
00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,826
This is so Cynthia Erivo

229
00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,244
if I was going
to the Wicked premiere.

230
00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,662
This is so you.
So I'm glad you tried it.

231
00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,165
Gorge. Gorge.

232
00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:48,212
{\an8}Tonight, so Sonia is
gonna stay until 7:00.

233
00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,463
{\an8}OK.

234
00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:50,506
{\an8}I told her she could leave

235
00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,216
{\an8}after Messer goes down.

236
00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:55,969
And then if you and Georgia
could just put Hartford down.

237
00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:59,723
Also, Sonia told me
that you talked shit about me.

238
00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:03,519
{\an8}I know I said that I wanted
to, like, restore the peace.

239
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,647
{\an8}But then I heard
that Georgi was talking shit.

240
00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,732
{\an8}So now I'm like,
peace can wait.

241
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,275
No, I didn't.

242
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,778
All you know how to do
is talk shit.

243
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,112
I barely talk shit on you.

244
00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:16,532
I just feel like when I
watch it back on camera--

245
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,742
No, that'll be good.
- It'll be a different story.

246
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:21,036
{\an8}Stassi cuts blood out
every day of her life.

247
00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,288
{\an8}She is not close with a lot
of our family members.

248
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,623
{\an8}Daddy paid for her college.

249
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,166
{\an8}Daddy paid for her first car.

250
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,043
{\an8}Daddy paid for her
first apartment with Jax

251
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,878
{\an8}when they lived
at Vanderpump Rules.

252
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,547
{\an8}She offers, she offers,
but then she's gonna

253
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:32,756
{\an8}throw it back in my face.

254
00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,383
{\an8}"Look at how I take care
of you.

255
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,260
{\an8}And you suck for this."

256
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:39,429
{\an8}Do you ever see Stassi clean?

257
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:41,098
Not really, but--

258
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,724
No, I've never even seen her
touch a vacuum.

259
00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,017
You ever seen Stassi clean?

260
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,144
Yeah, I have.
You have?

261
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,228
Yeah.

262
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,479
It was just cleaning.

263
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,731
Why are you so concerned
with my cleaning?

264
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,817
It was just like
the topic of conversation.

265
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,110
OK.

266
00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,486
But I'm glad
that you said this

267
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:58,115
because I'm struggling
with Georgia.

268
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,700
Why?

269
00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,368
It's just
the most amazing relationship

270
00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,161
when we can communicate
properly.

271
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:07,082
{\an8}But when we can't, oh, my gosh,
I just want to strangle her.

272
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,168
{\an8}How is it
with Georgi down there?

273
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,253
{\an8}I mean, good.
Some stress.

274
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:12,671
{\an8}Why?

275
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,840
{\an8}Because, like,
I'm always with Georgi,

276
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:19,469
so I feel like there's
something that stress her out.

277
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,722
What is she
stressed out about?

278
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,432
Like, everything.

279
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:26,018
She hasn't done anything
since she's, like, been here.

280
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,769
I need her to, like,
help me with the kids

281
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,229
when Stassi's at meetings.

282
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:32,482
I mean, you're helping me
a lot more than she is.

283
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,276
I don't know, I really--

284
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,695
I am...

285
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:40,450
{\an8}Empathetic, right.

286
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,453
I want to try to help,
but, I mean,

287
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:47,080
I think she has her own way.

288
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,540
I just don't know
how to properly communicate

289
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,000
to get my point across.

290
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,085
And I feel like I don't want
to hurt her feelings.

291
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:55,088
And then I let, like,
small things fester in me

292
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:57,132
without just being able
to be like,

293
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,800
I don't like this little thing.

294
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,260
Why can't you just
be direct with people?

295
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:03,639
This sounds like a you burden.

296
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,474
{\an8}I think I'm having
a brain aneurysm.

297
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,934
{\an8}Like, is this déjà vu?

298
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,852
{\an8}This is gonna sound
harsh, but, like,

299
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,896
{\an8}this sounds like a you burden.

300
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,273
{\an8}This is the second time now
that I have come to my sister

301
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,776
{\an8}and she has said,
it's a you problem.

302
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,361
{\an8}What are big sisters for
if it's not to, like,

303
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,696
{\an8}hug you and comfort you
when you need them?

304
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,615
{\an8}Like, Jesus Christ.

305
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,576
{\an8}Why is it so hard out here
to just get some love?

306
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,830
{\an8}Sorry, Stas, but it's true!

307
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,543
I think she pretends
she feels good,

308
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,504
and then she's not.

309
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:38,924
So--and she doesn't really say
what she's not good about.

310
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,217
So Georgi's playing games,
is basically

311
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:41,843
what you're trying to say.

312
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:45,222
I feel like
something is not matching.

313
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,516
Like, I don't know
how to be blunt

314
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:50,102
without it coming off
as mean, maybe.

315
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,186
Do you think I'm mean?

316
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,397
Yeah, sometimes.

317
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,775
{\an8}This is peace.

318
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,778
{\an8}Like, the old me would have put
her in a verbal meat grinder.

319
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,906
{\an8}What I won't accept
is my sister talking shit

320
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,908
{\an8}to my friends and family.

321
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:09,538
{\an8}Like, that will not
and cannot stand.

322
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,630
Let's say I died tomorrow.

323
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,549
Would you know what to--
how to do this?

324
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:21,717
Would you know what I want?

325
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:25,887
Something fancy, but gaudy.

326
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,641
Isn't this nice?

327
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,852
{\an8}Let's try not to step
on any graves.

328
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:36,023
{\an8}I need to make peace
with Beau before this dinner.

329
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:39,359
{\an8}So I'm taking him out
to, like, make him feel

330
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,404
{\an8}so incredibly loved
that he forgets

331
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,989
{\an8}about wanting
to go back to work.

332
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,536
Oh, my God, I really feel
emotional today.

333
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,538
I know
it's because of my period.

334
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,457
I really was so scared
I was pregnant.

335
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,169
I was like, my life's over.

336
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,046
I think I'm just gonna
get on birth control.

337
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,631
No, no, no.
I'll go get the--the thing.

338
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:02,758
I just need to figure out
what it is.

339
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,051
Well, I don't know.

340
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,886
I might feel differently
three years from now.

341
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,429
Like--

342
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:11,516
Do you think I want to have
a child at 48 years old?

343
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,060
Maybe.

344
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,478
I am tired.

345
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,729
I'm happy that, you know,
she planned out

346
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,064
this date and everything,

347
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,066
{\an8}but Stassi
and these pregnancy scares,

348
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,942
{\an8}right now,
I'm just kind of numb to them,

349
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,445
{\an8}to be honest, because we had
one when we were in London.

350
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,614
{\an8}And that was such a fiasco,
driving all the place

351
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,449
{\an8}to try to find--
what do they call it?

352
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:30,619
{\an8}A baby tech--baby--
baby birth detector?

353
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,537
{\an8}Something like that--
birth con--birth--

354
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,997
{\an8}the thing you pee on?

355
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,582
{\an8}The stick? What's--
Pregnancy test?

356
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:36,958
{\an8}Pregnancy test.

357
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,211
{\an8}Stupid.

358
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,755
{\an8}It is a pregnancy test.

359
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,383
This is the most talking that
we've done without the kids.

360
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,637
Normally, we just go to lunch
and enjoy the silence.

361
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,764
OK, well, so I knew
you were gonna say that.

362
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,099
Oh, you did?

363
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,684
So conversation card game,
couples edition.

364
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,103
Oh, my God.

365
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:59,731
{\an8}This is gonna be awkward
for people to watch.

366
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,567
{\an8}I have gone on dates
at every stage

367
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,653
{\an8}of a relationship on camera.

368
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,113
More couples should use these.

369
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,239
And I don't think
that we should

370
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,907
be embarrassed to use these.

371
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,367
It's the worst.

372
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,494
You would think that,
like, being married,

373
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,621
{\an8}you think it'd be like,
oh, we got this.

374
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,665
{\an8}No, it's more awkward.

375
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,917
Describe specifically
the moment

376
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,502
that you realized you loved me.

377
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,504
It's kind of depressing.

378
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:26,550
Do you remember at Coachella,
I missed seeing Eminem

379
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,885
because we were just, like,
huddled in a corner

380
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,720
just being like,
"I love you so much.

381
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,222
I can't wait to marry you."
"I love you so much."

382
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,515
"We're gonna be the best
[bleep] husband and wife."

383
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:34,641
"Oh, my God,
I love you so much."

384
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,935
{\an8}There is something in the water

385
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,229
{\an8}that really just
makes people confess

386
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,856
{\an8}their love in Coachella.

387
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,817
{\an8}We were on molly.

388
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,152
{\an8}"God, this is
the best Diet Coke

389
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,945
"I've ever had in my life, too.
Oh, my God."

390
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,196
"We're gonna have
the best [bleep] kids

391
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,739
"in the entire world.

392
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,199
Like, I've never felt
anything like this before."

393
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,450
"No, you don't understand,
I really love you."

394
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,202
{\an8}That was great water.

395
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:57,497
{\an8}It helped me express myself
and show love.

396
00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:01,251
How do I love?

397
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:04,296
I don't even know
what this means.

398
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,505
How do you show love?

399
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,927
Mm.

400
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,054
With so much.

401
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,308
I really--I'm really--I'm--

402
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,524
I really--I love you.

403
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,193
- It's not about that.
- I know. But I love you.

404
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,777
No, Beau, how do I show love?

405
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,405
I'm really freaking out
right now.

406
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,407
I don't know how I show love
to friends either.

407
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:35,493
{\an8}I don't know how I show love
to family members.

408
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,828
{\an8}It's a mind-[bleep].

409
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,580
{\an8}And I chose
not to think about this.

410
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,624
{\an8}And I forgot about it.
I swept it under the rug.

411
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,168
{\an8}And here we are in interviews
and I'm like,

412
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:46,004
{\an8}this is so uncomfortable
right now.

413
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,008
{\an8}The dog feels it.

414
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,428
OK, back to the questions.

415
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,388
All right.

416
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,433
What do you
personally feel like

417
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,851
our toughest moment
together was?

418
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:03,271
No, let's have you
start that one.

419
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:07,609
I think being canceled.

420
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:11,112
And then therefore,
you being canceled,

421
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,615
that that could have
destroyed us.

422
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:17,994
Because you got punished

423
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:21,414
for things that I have done
or said.

424
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,707
I remember.

425
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:26,002
And--and you didn't
become resentful.

426
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,965
Why didn't you
become resentful?

427
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:41,184
{\an8}You got punished for things
that I have done or said.

428
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:44,771
{\an8}Why didn't you
become resentful?

429
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,356
{\an8}You were pregnant.

430
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,445
I don't think I had time
to be resentful.

431
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:57,075
And then you just
became protective.

432
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,493
But I don't want
to speak for you.

433
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,911
No, that probably is
the moment where

434
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,164
I just started
not trusting anybody,

435
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,875
being very protective of you.

436
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,924
{\an8}I don't really know how
to even answer that question

437
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,636
{\an8}because it--that was
such an awful [bleep]

438
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,597
{\an8}experience for me and for her.

439
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,895
{\an8}It meant everything.

440
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,106
{\an8}There wasn't a day that went by
that I wasn't like,

441
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,860
{\an8}I'm just so grateful
that I have this man.

442
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,778
{\an8}That's why when we, like,
fight on camera,

443
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:34,779
{\an8}we're gonna be fine.

444
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,781
{\an8}Everyone, calm down.

445
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,870
{\an8}The G's...
Mm-hmm.

446
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:48,376
Their relationship
is stressing me out

447
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,379
because I can tell
they're not getting along.

448
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:55,050
It's gonna get awkward
quick at the house.

449
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:59,220
Yeah, but tomorrow,
we're gonna have

450
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,097
a big group over for dinner.

451
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:04,976
And they are like,
we could cook.

452
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,436
The G's are gonna cook?

453
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:07,645
They're excited about it.

454
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,522
All right.

455
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,525
This should be interesting.

456
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:15,695
{\an8}There's a lot I want
to accomplish with this night.

457
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:18,406
{\an8}Like, I want Beau to have,
like, a good night

458
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,325
{\an8}socializing, you know.

459
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,619
{\an8}I also want Georgi and Georgia

460
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,746
{\an8}to start getting
the [bleep] along.

461
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,248
{\an8}And then I want, like,
Katie and Kristina

462
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,126
{\an8}to kind of, like, vibe.

463
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,965
{\an8}A dinner party on reality TV
is essentially

464
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,635
{\an8}like calling a team meeting.

465
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,679
{\an8}There are all these
side conversations happening,

466
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,889
{\an8}and everyone needs
to get on the same page.

467
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,100
{\an8}That's what I'm doing.

468
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,976
I feel so at home here.

469
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,773
I feel like
a sensitive gangster.

470
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,191
That's such a good way
of putting that for you.

471
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,401
You are a sensitive gangster.
- I know.

472
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,240
{\an8}Hi.
- Hello.

473
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:03,201
{\an8}Roberto.
Welcome.

474
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,203
{\an8}This baby is on the horizon.

475
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,372
{\an8}So we're trying to spend
as much quality time

476
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,332
{\an8}with our friends and family

477
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,710
{\an8}before this little bubba
pops out of Tay's vahini.

478
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,588
{\an8}Why, hello!

479
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,841
{\an8}Plus, also, I'm not quite sure
what's going on

480
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,759
{\an8}at House of Stassi,
but just from my talk

481
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,511
{\an8}with Beau, I feel like
there's a lot going on.

482
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,096
{\an8}So Georgi's just
gonna come over

483
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,431
{\an8}just to, like,
get her out of there.

484
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,516
Hi, sweetheart.
- Hi.

485
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,143
Thanks for coming.
- Thanks for having me.

486
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,352
Jesus Christ,
you look beautiful.

487
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,062
Thank you.

488
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,148
Are we doing stuff tonight?
Are we, like--

489
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,607
Wait, this is my favorite.

490
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:35,734
I know.

491
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:36,818
This is like
all my favorites.

492
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,403
No, I got you
that cheese that--

493
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,863
- No. Like, you're so sweet.
- We were at the grocery store.

494
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,573
- Like, that is so kind.
- I know.

495
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,658
{\an8}I am so excited to be
at the Taylors' tonight.

496
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,535
{\an8}I'm even more excited
to eat their food,

497
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:46,661
{\an8}because tomorrow night,

498
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,580
{\an8}I'm cooking
for the dinner party.

499
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,833
{\an8}So I'm just gonna relax,
sit here, enjoy myself.

500
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,126
{\an8}What's Georgia doing tonight?

501
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,420
{\an8}And also, I'm Georgia free.

502
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,796
{\an8}Party!

503
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:57,882
{\an8}Luda.

504
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,302
{\an8}Keecha.

505
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,887
Like, did we not
include Georgia?

506
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,513
- I forgot.
- No, but it's OK.

507
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,974
It's OK.
- I think this is nice for me.

508
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,350
Yeah.

509
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,935
Georgi needs a little break.

510
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,605
Yeah, Georgia and I don't
have to do everything together.

511
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,939
So how is it
with Georgia, though?

512
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,566
Is she driving you nuts?

513
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:19,986
Y'all, last night,
she's like, I am so stressed.

514
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,070
I'm so stressed.

515
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,280
She goes, I feel guilty because

516
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,698
we're staying here for free.
OK.

517
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,283
I've been waking up
every day at 8:00 AM

518
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,993
because I have to help Beau.

519
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:28,536
And I'm like, but I'm also
not here to be a nanny.

520
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:29,871
That's not why I'm here.

521
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:32,123
I'm here to do
my own life in LA.

522
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,334
I'm trying to be here
closer to family, yes.

523
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,419
But no, I'm not gonna get
my happy ass up

524
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,088
at 8:00 AM every morning.

525
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:42,217
{\an8}I know what Georgi's saying
about, like,

526
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,427
{\an8}"I didn't know I was gonna
be required to help so much

527
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,137
{\an8}with the kids like a nanny."

528
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,265
{\an8}But also given
that while she's living under

529
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,684
{\an8}Stassi and Beau's roof
for free,

530
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,478
{\an8}I think it would be
really good for Georgi

531
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:54,813
{\an8}to step up to the plate.

532
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,314
{\an8}Like, change a diaper.

533
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,358
I'm glad I feel free
to be able to come to you

534
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,693
and be like, oh, my God,
Stassi's bothering me.

535
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,028
And I feel scared.

536
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,863
And when she yells at me,
it makes me so sad.

537
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,073
And I want to cry.
And I want to vomit.

538
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,449
And I [bleep] hate my life.

539
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,034
I come to you and I say
all of those things.

540
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,244
You do,
and I want you to come to me

541
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,246
because I love you very much.

542
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,705
You know what I mean?
- Yeah, same.

543
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:13,957
And I consider you
like a little sister.

544
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,375
And I want to protect you.

545
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:16,793
And I want you to come to me
for all that stuff.

546
00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,419
- Little sister? That's weird.
- Why, do you--

547
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,504
why, do you want to have sex
with him?

548
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:20,880
No, that's what I'm saying.

549
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,048
Oh, God, you've been
sleeping in the bed

550
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,132
with Georgia too much.

551
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,553
Stop. I'm done.

552
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:28,513
Wait, now--
so now that Georgi's here,

553
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,515
what was your conversation
with Beau?

554
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,684
So Beau came over here
and he said,

555
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,352
I really need to get back
to work.

556
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,854
Yeah.
He mentioned to Stassi.

557
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:40,650
And she was like, I'll pay you
not to go back to work.

558
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:42,360
To casting specifically.
Yes.

559
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,028
And she was like,
what would you make?

560
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,405
And I'll pay you that
because losing you--

561
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,282
She's kind of cutting
Beau's balls off

562
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:48,449
by not letting him work.

563
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:52,328
He was crying.

564
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:55,456
So I said, have you
told her all of this?

565
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:58,918
And he was like, no, because
I don't like confrontation,

566
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:00,336
which I totally get.

567
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:01,713
{\an8}Beau is avoiding conflict.

568
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:04,090
{\an8}He avoided me for nine months.

569
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:07,844
{\an8}Do you think
that Beau is fully happy?

570
00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:09,470
{\an8}I don't think so.

571
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,055
{\an8}But I don't know
how long Beau can avoid

572
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,348
{\an8}his problems with Stassi

573
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,142
{\an8}before it all blows up
in his face.

574
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:16,603
The people
that used to know Beau

575
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,563
know--
they're like, what the [bleep]?

576
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:21,524
Like, what is he doing,
you know?

577
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,776
And that's why Katie called me
out on it in the car

578
00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:24,903
on the way to your party
yesterday.

579
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,446
Oh, yeah,
wait, wait, wait, wait.

580
00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:27,989
Go back.

581
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:30,199
How the [bleep] did you guys
end up going together?

582
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,200
Katie and I?
Yeah.

583
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,368
We just live near each other.

584
00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:33,953
OK. I don't know.

585
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:36,539
{\an8}I just--I feel like I haven't
seen Katie since Italy.

586
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,166
{\an8}I mean, 'cause her and Stassi

587
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,292
{\an8}just, like,
were not that close.

588
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:41,252
{\an8}And I feel like
I was friendly with Katie

589
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,004
because Stassi and her
were friends.

590
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:44,714
Katie's, like, not somebody
who I think I would

591
00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:46,257
naturally gravitate towards.

592
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,884
I tend to be
a little hard on her.

593
00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:50,678
I had a really rough night
with her at the Polo Lounge.

594
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,722
She was talking about vitamins

595
00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:54,557
for, like, 2 1/2 hours
straight.

596
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,225
And it made me crazy.

597
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:58,269
{\an8}I love Beau and I'm
really worried about him,

598
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,021
{\an8}so I'm gonna do whatever
it takes to support him

599
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,689
{\an8}and Stassi.

600
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:04,067
{\an8}But I don't love Katie.

601
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:07,695
{\an8}So I'm gonna do whatever
I can to put her in her place

602
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,530
{\an8}if she gives me a reason to.

603
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:22,710
{\an8}So you're gonna
go into this room here.

604
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,253
{\an8}- Oh, my gosh.
- You know the drill.

605
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:26,506
{\an8}Change into your gown,
open from the back.

606
00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:29,759
{\an8}I'm bringing Georgia
to Botox with me today

607
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:35,348
{\an8}because she thinks everything
we Americans do is weird.

608
00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:38,393
{\an8}And so I just know I'm gonna
have a good time with her.

609
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,103
{\an8}Are you doing your face?

610
00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:42,021
{\an8}My face is already done.

611
00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:44,816
{\an8}Plus, she and Georgi
haven't been getting along,

612
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:48,027
{\an8}so I feel like she probably has
some valuable information

613
00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:49,278
{\an8}I might need.

614
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,947
{\an8}- Hi.
- Hi.

615
00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:52,699
{\an8}Hi. Nice to meet you.
Georgia.

616
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,367
{\an8}This is my Italian
sister-in-law.

617
00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:55,952
{\an8}OK, awesome.

618
00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:58,621
{\an8}Dr. Firouz, he's the best.

619
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,707
{\an8}I swear, when I go to Italy,
I eat whatever I want,

620
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:02,667
{\an8}I lose weight.

621
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,129
{\an8}He's kind of like
family to me.

622
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,380
{\an8}This is my plastic surgeon.

623
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:08,381
{\an8}He's the best.

624
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:09,799
{\an8}Oh, my God.

625
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,134
{\an8}That's so LA.

626
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:12,844
We're doing
the whole shebang?

627
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:15,430
I need to snatch
this [bleep] jaw and face.

628
00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:17,598
I got you.

629
00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:21,853
Hold it, hold it, hold it.

630
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,355
I know it's all me,
but there's just something

631
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,899
{\an8}that makes me feel,
in Italy, it's safer.

632
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,444
{\an8}That's a lot of Botox.

633
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:31,654
{\an8}And here, you do
really strong Botox,

634
00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:35,283
{\an8}I have to say,
like, really strong.

635
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:38,411
{\an8}But the result works.

636
00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:41,414
Gonna be snatched
in three, four days.

637
00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:45,084
Thank you so much.
- Good to see you.

638
00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:46,419
Always keeping me
looking hot.

639
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,837
Yes, ma'am.

640
00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:49,047
All right, bye, guys.

641
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,548
Bye.

642
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:53,468
I don't think
Georgi's ever gotten Botox.

643
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:54,886
I don't think so.

644
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:57,305
I feel the off and on.

645
00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:59,307
Sometimes, y'all are
obsessed with each other.

646
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:03,144
And sometimes, y'all don't want
anything to do with each other.

647
00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:08,232
Of course, it's hard being,
you know, 24/7 together.

648
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:11,527
But also, like,
there's some weird energy

649
00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,070
I get from her,

650
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:16,157
seeing the changing
of behavior.

651
00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:19,160
I don't know what you're
talking about right now.

652
00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:22,955
Basically, we were talking
about helping with the kids.

653
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,874
{\an8}I'm here to start my life
in LA,

654
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:26,042
{\an8}and my career, and all that.

655
00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:28,169
{\an8}I'm not here to be a nanny.

656
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:30,379
{\an8}I need me time too.

657
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,965
If yes, let's talk to them

658
00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:35,134
to understand
the schedule properly.

659
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:37,929
So if you want, you can have
a talk with her,

660
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:41,057
like, so that we make it clear
both sides.

661
00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:44,018
And then she's like,
mm, I prefer

662
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:47,522
not to talk to her because
how scared she is from you.

663
00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:48,856
{\an8}Scared of me?

664
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,525
{\an8}She's a dark
[bleep] passenger.

665
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:53,694
{\an8}So in my mind, yeah,
I'm gonna tiptoe around Stas

666
00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:54,987
{\an8}every chance I get.

667
00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:57,031
{\an8}I'm terrified,
and I don't want to ever be

668
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:59,450
{\an8}put in a situation
like Villa again.

669
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,328
You're making me feel like
Stassi is a serial killer.

670
00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:04,080
She says nothing to my face.

671
00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:07,875
I don't understand
why she speaks like that.

672
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:09,252
It's hard for me to believe

673
00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:12,296
{\an8}that someone can be
that two-faced, you know?

674
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:16,509
{\an8}Like, when all I've asked for
is honesty, and openness,

675
00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:18,261
{\an8}and being direct with me.

676
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,054
She's like,
you don't know my sister

677
00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:21,973
when I was a little girl.

678
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:24,559
And you don't know the behavior
she had with me and my mom.

679
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,979
She goes around telling
everyone, "Stassi raised me.

680
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,397
She was like my mom."

681
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,732
That's why then I wanted,
you know...

682
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,025
That's [bleep].

683
00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:34,569
To talk to you
because I'm like,

684
00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:37,405
you're picturing your sister
as a monster.

685
00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:39,448
Because she used
the word "terrifying,"

686
00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:41,117
like, three times.

687
00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:43,744
{\an8}This is incredibly
frustrating, because, like,

688
00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:45,621
{\an8}I hear Georgi's calling me
a monster.

689
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:48,457
{\an8}Yet she's coming to me
for advice

690
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:50,543
{\an8}about every single problem.

691
00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:53,838
It's freaky that she could be
walking around my house

692
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:56,424
and being so nice
and up my ass,

693
00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,759
and then go march
her ass downstairs

694
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,887
and call me terrifying.

695
00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:04,473
Like, I'm gonna need her
to clarify.

696
00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:07,018
You don't get to [bleep]
go and call me a monster.

697
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:09,812
{\an8}Like, if someone's
sitting there

698
00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:11,898
{\an8}acting one way to my face

699
00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:15,443
{\an8}and then consistently
talking shit behind my back,

700
00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:17,069
{\an8}you're done.

701
00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:20,281
She's so [bleep]
two-faced, it's like insane.

702
00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:21,824
My brain hurts.

703
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:35,755
{\an8}Maybe you should--

704
00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:37,465
{\an8}you're just gonna
pour it in there?

705
00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:39,008
{\an8}OK.

706
00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:40,635
{\an8}This might be the dinner
party from hell coming,

707
00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:42,929
{\an8}because Georgi
and Georgia keep fighting.

708
00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:45,514
{\an8}Kristina's mad at Katie
for what she said.

709
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:47,975
{\an8}Just like a lot of "ew"
going on.

710
00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:50,144
{\an8}Like, everyone needs
to get it together now.

711
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:52,313
{\an8}My show, OK?

712
00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:55,691
{\an8}So I don't know
how this is gonna go.

713
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:57,693
{\an8}Oh, my gosh, you know what
you look like right now?

714
00:28:57,694 --> 00:28:59,862
{\an8}And I mean this
as a compliment.

715
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:07,703
{\an8}A redheaded
alternative Cinderella.

716
00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:10,915
{\an8}I'm really annoyed
that Georgi has now talked shit

717
00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:13,209
{\an8}about me behind my back twice.

718
00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:15,753
{\an8}But I don't want
to ruin this dinner.

719
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,797
{\an8}Like, that dinner looks good.

720
00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:19,340
{\an8}So like, I'm not gonna
confront her

721
00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:20,716
{\an8}while she's cooking.

722
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,386
{\an8}So she might want
to cook forever.

723
00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:28,891
{\an8}Hi.

724
00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:30,518
{\an8}Hi, stranger.

725
00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:33,813
{\an8}I missed you so much.

726
00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:36,524
{\an8}- Good to see you.
- How's it going?

727
00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:37,985
{\an8}- Hi.
- Oh.

728
00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:43,197
{\an8}Cheers.

729
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:46,367
{\an8}I'm conflicted about Katie
being back in Stassi's life.

730
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:49,078
{\an8}There has been things
that she's done in the past

731
00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:51,122
{\an8}to Stassi that I didn't love.

732
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,748
{\an8}Like, kind of being
self-absorbed

733
00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:54,125
{\an8}and not being there for Stassi

734
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,836
{\an8}during one of the hardest times
for Stassi.

735
00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:58,754
{\an8}And it's like, Katie,
can you get your head

736
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,798
{\an8}out of your own ass
and show up for your friends?

737
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,216
{\an8}I think I'm more protective
of Stassi

738
00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:04,343
{\an8}than Stassi is of Stassi.

739
00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:06,929
Everyone, we got our
charcoochie boards right here.

740
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,306
We got our endives.

741
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,057
This is blue cheese,
caramelized walnuts,

742
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:13,477
balsamic glaze,
burrata with cherry tomatoes.

743
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:14,854
Fancy.
You did all this?

744
00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:16,230
- I did all of this.
- No, she did all of this.

745
00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:18,190
I'm dead.
How long did this take you?

746
00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,900
Like three hours.

747
00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:23,696
That's how long it takes her
to make, like, a small salad.

748
00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:25,740
{\an8}Hi, everybody.
Hi.

749
00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:27,658
{\an8}- Hi.
- How are you?

750
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:28,868
Good. How are you?

751
00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:30,453
Good. Good to see you.
Look at this.

752
00:30:30,454 --> 00:30:32,413
Yeah?
Mm.

753
00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:33,998
It looks like--

754
00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:36,459
like a scene from The Holiday
or something like--

755
00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:38,044
Wait, that's really sweet.

756
00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:39,879
OK.

757
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,757
- You know what I mean?
- I love that.

758
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:44,592
Tay and I had to record
a podcast, and I was like--

759
00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:46,761
Ah, son of a bitch.

760
00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:49,597
Rerun.

761
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,770
Wait, I'm excited that you're
gonna do Tell Me Lies.

762
00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:58,939
Oh, come on, man.
I'm obsessed with that show.

763
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:01,358
We're good.
- Thank you so much.

764
00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:02,902
You do really look good.
- Oh, thank you.

765
00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:04,320
I like what you're doing
with your hair.

766
00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:06,072
- Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome.

767
00:31:06,073 --> 00:31:07,823
- Do you cook?
- Yeah.

768
00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:12,203
- I didn't know that.
- Yeah, I like cooking.

769
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,747
I gotta learn how to cook.

770
00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:15,832
Trying to be wifey.

771
00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:19,293
Cheers.

772
00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:20,961
How's it going at home?

773
00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,671
You got, like,
a full house of people

774
00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:24,382
with Georgi and Georgia here?

775
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,425
No, like, I get annoyed
all the time.

776
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:29,804
They're having issues.

777
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,555
We know my sister lies.

778
00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:33,391
She loves to talk shit.

779
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:35,810
Like, she loves
to go to people,

780
00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:38,437
but then can never
own her stuff.

781
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:40,606
But she claims she does.
She's like, "What?

782
00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,233
Anything I say,
I'd say it to your face."

783
00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:43,818
I'm like, but you don't.

784
00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:46,237
{\an8}And me and Beau and Georgi,
we're just upstairs having

785
00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:48,781
{\an8}a normal night, just like
having dinner,

786
00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:51,325
{\an8}talking, laughing,
telling stories.

787
00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:55,037
And then the next day,
Georgia's telling me

788
00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:57,331
she came downstairs,
was crying,

789
00:31:57,332 --> 00:32:00,876
playing the victim card,
yelling about me,

790
00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:03,003
saying I'm a monster.

791
00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:05,714
"You haven't seen her
on Vanderpump Rules.

792
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:07,550
She's terrifying."

793
00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:11,303
That's--that's spooky
serial killer stuff.

794
00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:12,513
You can't have this
in your house.

795
00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:13,764
No.

796
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:15,307
Do you know
what this calls for?

797
00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:19,645
A vintage ambush, just to get
things out in the open.

798
00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,188
You're so right.

799
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,154
{\an8}This is why
I'm so glad Katie's back.

800
00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:30,406
{\an8}She knows me so well.

801
00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:33,284
{\an8}And, like, I just needed to be
reminded that, like,

802
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:36,453
{\an8}it's OK to be my old self
for a good cause,

803
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:38,080
{\an8}like ambushing Georgi.

804
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,249
{\an8}Stassi can smell bullshit
from a mile away.

805
00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:41,876
{\an8}She knows
when someone's lying to her.

806
00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:44,003
{\an8}And she knows how to get
the truth out of them.

807
00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:47,089
{\an8}She's slapped the truth
out of someone before.

808
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:49,633
{\an8}Violence is not the answer.

809
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:52,261
{\an8}But that was
a really good ambush.

810
00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:53,637
I've been living in, like,

811
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:56,015
"trying to keep peace
in my house" world.

812
00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:58,392
No, [bleep] peace.

813
00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:01,312
Dinner's ready.

814
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:02,521
OK.
- It's fine. It's fine.

815
00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:03,939
It's all good. It's all good.
- It's all good.

816
00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:09,153
I just made the pasta,
but with so much love.

817
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:10,821
What's this?
Salmon.

818
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:11,906
Oh, all right.

819
00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:13,407
Does it have bones?

820
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:14,700
They said they de-boned it.

821
00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:16,702
I've choked on salmon bones.

822
00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:18,287
For real?

823
00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:20,164
Yeah, you guys, I've choked
on a lot of things.

824
00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:25,085
So yummy.

825
00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,253
Yeah? Good.

826
00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:27,421
Thank you.
Of course.

827
00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:28,881
How are you feeling,
by the way?

828
00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:31,383
Literally had
a mental breakdown yesterday.

829
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:32,509
What happened?

830
00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:33,719
Oh, my God,
it was awful.

831
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,554
After me and Georgia had this,
like, huge talk,

832
00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:36,889
and I, like, freaked out.

833
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:38,182
But then she went
and told Stassi

834
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:39,183
literally everything I said.

835
00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:40,226
She's like, "But Stassi asked."

836
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:43,812
Have you said
the things or whatever

837
00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:45,231
you said to her to Stassi?

838
00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:47,191
- No, and that's the thing.
- OK, well...

839
00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:48,567
No, I know
it needs to happen now.

840
00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:49,777
At this point it does.

841
00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:50,986
Like, it's not my job
to come in here

842
00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:52,488
and do literally everything.

843
00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:54,949
Like, does it say "everyone's
bitch" on my forehead?

844
00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:56,325
What are you talking about?

845
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:02,122
Me and Georgia's
conversation.

846
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:05,167
Oh.

847
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:07,127
I couldn't actually,
like, even believe it.

848
00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:09,004
What?
Believe what?

849
00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:12,633
That you would complain about
me in any sense of the word.

850
00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:14,635
Like, I can't believe
you have one thing

851
00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:16,095
actually to complain about--

852
00:34:16,096 --> 00:34:17,972
But the fact that you're not
gonna ask what I said

853
00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:20,182
or ask for the conversation,
but completely believe Georgia?

854
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:26,438
Georgia has never lied.

855
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:30,317
And you have consistently lied.

856
00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:32,361
Get the [bleep] out of here
as soon as possible.

857
00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:47,376
{\an8}Georgia has never lied,
and you have consistently lied.

858
00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:48,627
{\an8}About what?

859
00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:51,005
{\an8}Like you go
and you shit talk.

860
00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:52,673
{\an8}And then when I catch you
in something,

861
00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:54,216
{\an8}or someone catches you
in something,

862
00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:56,135
{\an8}you'll scurry around it
or make excuses for it.

863
00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:01,140
She's not making this shit up.

864
00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:02,641
Tell me what you said.

865
00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:04,518
OK, so we started
talking about the nanny thing.

866
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:06,645
And I was a bit overwhelmed
because one,

867
00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:08,063
this isn't my life.
I came into it.

868
00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:10,107
Yeah, the kids
are a lot for me.

869
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,609
It is,
because I'm not used to that.

870
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:12,943
But I also do love those kids.

871
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,028
You know
that I love those kids.

872
00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:15,154
Oh, it's not about
loving them.

873
00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:16,822
No, but I still do want
to help out.

874
00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:18,407
No.
Let me finish!

875
00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:20,367
We have a job to do.
So it's like--

876
00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:23,287
Your job is also
to find your place in LA.

877
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,706
{\an8}I do want to jump in,
but, like,

878
00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:30,085
{\an8}I'm not touching this
with a 10-foot pole.

879
00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:32,296
{\an8}Get the [bleep] out
of here as soon as possible.

880
00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:34,340
{\an8}Oh, Jesus Christ.

881
00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:36,008
{\an8}So then do it.
I will.

882
00:35:36,009 --> 00:35:38,135
{\an8}Don't leave, 'cause I don't--
I don't--I don't want

883
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:39,762
{\an8}any, like--I'm not like--

884
00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:41,263
{\an8}I'm not leaving.

885
00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:44,683
{\an8}I want to crawl
into my own vagina

886
00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:47,686
{\an8}and go into my own womb
right now.

887
00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:50,564
I will tiptoe around you
because I don't want

888
00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:52,274
to set you off or say something

889
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:53,651
that you will then bring it
to a 10.

890
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:54,943
I don't mean that
to be an asshole,

891
00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:56,528
but it is triggering for me.

892
00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,072
Why would you want
to be close to somebody

893
00:35:58,073 --> 00:35:59,156
that you're so terrified of?

894
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:00,407
That's what I want to know.

895
00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:02,660
Because I feel--
I feel [bleep] around with.

896
00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:04,078
Because you have--
you have spent--

897
00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:05,788
you wrote me this long--
this letter.

898
00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:07,039
I come to you with things

899
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,957
that really mean a lot to me
that matter.

900
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,793
And instead, you shit on it.

901
00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:13,504
{\an8}I don't feel like
you've ever thought through

902
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:15,673
{\an8}any of the choices
that you make.

903
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:19,552
{\an8}And so I feel like I constantly
have to figure it out for you.

904
00:36:21,554 --> 00:36:23,180
I can still love you.
I love you.

905
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,598
I appreciate you.
I love you.

906
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:26,433
I think you love
what I can do for you.

907
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:28,310
What can you do for me?

908
00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:40,364
Georgi,
what can I do for you?

909
00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:41,698
{\an8}Yes.

910
00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:44,284
{\an8}What can I do for you?

911
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,702
I pick up your slack.

912
00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:47,621
And I pay for things
and help you out

913
00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,206
before you even ask for it.

914
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,332
Because I know
that you need it.

915
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:51,834
That's not true.

916
00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:53,961
Oh, OK, how are you
existing right now, Georgi?

917
00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:56,463
I had to pay you $2,000
over the last two weeks

918
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:57,631
just so that you could live.

919
00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:59,508
But I didn't ask for that.

920
00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:02,010
{\an8}This is diabolical.

921
00:37:02,011 --> 00:37:03,720
{\an8}I'm doing everything for you.

922
00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:06,432
{\an8}I am keeping this bitch alive.

923
00:37:06,433 --> 00:37:07,683
You don't have a job.

924
00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:08,851
It doesn't matter.

925
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:10,269
You're homeless.

926
00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:12,187
Are you joking?

927
00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:14,106
You kind of sound like
an ungrateful wench.

928
00:37:14,107 --> 00:37:15,691
I'm not.
I'm not joking.

929
00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:17,234
How?
Like--

930
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:20,237
What?
How [bleep] dare you?

931
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,780
Is she coming to stay
with me tonight?

932
00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:23,657
I don't know.

933
00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:25,285
Go be without me
and figure out your life.

934
00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:32,875
{\an8}Kristina Kelly. Hi.

935
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:34,752
{\an8}Don't go into the kitchen.
Don't go into the kitchen.

936
00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:37,337
{\an8}Do not go into the kitchen.

937
00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:40,299
{\an8}When Stassi starts yelling,
oh, God.

938
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:42,009
{\an8}I'm just--

939
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:44,136
{\an8}Guess where I ate.

940
00:37:44,137 --> 00:37:46,180
{\an8}Are you serious?
- No, yeah.

941
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:48,474
{\an8}Who's gonna go in there
and get the rosé?

942
00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:51,727
{\an8}Who, who, who?

943
00:37:51,728 --> 00:37:53,812
Kristina Kelly wanted
a glass of wine, so...

944
00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:55,439
yeah.

945
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,899
Oh, she's here?
We're gonna go say hi.

946
00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:03,739
Sister fights. Sister fights.

947
00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:05,657
All I did was talk
about my [bleep] feelings.

948
00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:07,201
Why is that not OK?

949
00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:08,827
We all know
that I'm a [bleep] mess.

950
00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:11,121
Like, but it's not
that I'm hating on you.

951
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,123
Like, I actually think
we've really established

952
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,625
a better relationship.

953
00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:16,710
But yeah, there are still
kinks that I need to work out,

954
00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,587
and that's OK.

955
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,130
Like, I don't care
about being right or wrong.

956
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,465
I really don't care.

957
00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:23,091
{\an8}It's, I want to be heard.

958
00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:24,885
{\an8}I didn't move here for you,
but I wanted to be--

959
00:38:24,886 --> 00:38:26,470
{\an8}I moved here for myself

960
00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:28,847
{\an8}and also want to be close
to you.

961
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:31,934
{\an8}I just feel like
I keep trying with her.

962
00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:34,770
{\an8}And I'm just getting, like,
[bleep] knocked on the head

963
00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:36,522
{\an8}every time
and buried underground.

964
00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:38,357
{\an8}And I'm just like,
I'm so over it.

965
00:38:38,358 --> 00:38:40,818
{\an8}I just wish
that Georgi would just

966
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,654
{\an8}tell me how she feels
in the moment

967
00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:45,489
{\an8}when she's feeling
these things.

968
00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:47,324
{\an8}It's really hard
to hurt my feelings.

969
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:50,077
{\an8}So, like, say
whatever you want to me.

970
00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:51,496
{\an8}I'm like the Terminator.

971
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:58,001
My hands will be to myself
and this little girl in here.

972
00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,962
You know, I really thought
I had moved on.

973
00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,672
The medication's been working.
The therapy is good.

974
00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:05,133
But you stroking
my wife's belly right now,

975
00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:06,969
it's making me crazy.

976
00:39:06,970 --> 00:39:08,971
Murderous.
- She's moving. She likes this.

977
00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:10,430
I'm the one
who she gives attention to.

978
00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:11,890
I'm the one that touches her.

979
00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:13,642
I started doing circles
around your belly button.

980
00:39:13,643 --> 00:39:14,893
Yeah, yeah.

981
00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:16,603
Are you coming
to lesbian night, lesbian?

982
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:18,230
I'm just hearing
about lesbian night right now.

983
00:39:18,231 --> 00:39:19,731
You're not invited.

984
00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:22,776
Yeah, well,
Georgi's new to LA.

985
00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:26,113
And so she wants to, like,
mingle with some--some ladies.

986
00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:27,239
Georgi likes girls?
Yeah.

987
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,699
Mm-hmm.

988
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:31,660
- Oh.
- I'm the lesbian plug.

989
00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:37,165
It feels off
having Katie here now.

990
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:40,878
{\an8}I know Stassi's,
you know, accepted apologies.

991
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:42,796
{\an8}They talked it out.

992
00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:44,423
{\an8}But this is convenient.

993
00:39:44,424 --> 00:39:48,302
{\an8}We're filming a reality show,
and now you're here.

994
00:39:48,303 --> 00:39:49,553
Tay, can you talk?

995
00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:50,762
Yeah.
Yeah?

996
00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:51,972
{\an8}I get annoyed
when I see her now

997
00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:53,432
{\an8}because I haven't addressed it.

998
00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:55,726
{\an8}There hasn't felt like
a right time to address it.

999
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:58,645
{\an8}I brought the bottle of wine
with me because I am no fool.

1000
00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:01,481
{\an8}I want to talk to Taylor
because I need that validation

1001
00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:04,067
{\an8}of someone else
who's just as close with Stassi

1002
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:07,362
{\an8}to make sure I'm not
going crazy about this.

1003
00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:09,364
Listen, I don't know
why the lesbians

1004
00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:10,908
aren't throwing lesbian night,

1005
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:14,453
but Katie
and the bisexuals are.

1006
00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:16,371
Honestly, I'm more annoyed
that Katie's, like,

1007
00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:17,706
entered the chat.

1008
00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:19,166
Did you hear about
their talk at Belmont?

1009
00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:20,542
Because I haven't talked
to Stassi since they

1010
00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:21,752
met up together.

1011
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,545
- Yeah.
- And?

1012
00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:25,213
Yeah, she said that they
really put it all out there.

1013
00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:26,340
They laid it out there.

1014
00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:29,217
I mean, Katie basically said,

1015
00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:31,094
"You don't hang out with anyone
who's not on your payroll."

1016
00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:32,221
To Stassi.

1017
00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:36,308
Wow.

1018
00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:39,186
OK, so that's the only reason
I'm in Stassi's life

1019
00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:41,021
is because--not 'cause I've
been a great friend to her,

1020
00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:42,898
not because I've known her
for so many--I mean--

1021
00:40:42,899 --> 00:40:44,858
No, you're at the table
because you're getting paid,

1022
00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:46,985
according to Katie.

1023
00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:48,862
Yeah.

1024
00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:51,239
{\an8}Good to [bleep] know.

1025
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,617
{\an8}Pissed doesn't even begin
to explain

1026
00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,118
{\an8}how I feel right now.

1027
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:57,120
{\an8}I'm not even in my mind angry.

1028
00:40:57,121 --> 00:40:58,664
{\an8}I'm physically angry.

1029
00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:00,957
If she's gonna call me
somebody that's on the payroll,

1030
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:02,376
then I have some things
to tell her.

1031
00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:03,919
So, like, if she wants
to play this game,

1032
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,254
I guess we can [bleep] play it.

1033
00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:08,674
{\an8}It's taking everything
for me not to go inside

1034
00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:10,509
{\an8}and scream at her.

1035
00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:12,678
{\an8}I'm [bleep] pissed.

1036
00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:14,930
{\an8}Les night is about
to get spicy.

1037
00:41:14,931 --> 00:41:16,933
Have fun at gay night.

1038
00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:23,105
I didn't say all your friends
are on your payroll.

1039
00:41:23,106 --> 00:41:24,856
That's [bleep] bullshit.

1040
00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:27,067
I'm feeling, like,
buyer's remorse from, like,

1041
00:41:27,068 --> 00:41:30,445
being a part of this
because I'm not wanted here.

1042
00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:32,531
Beau is going
to love this house.

1043
00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:35,075
{\an8}I just want
to enjoy this tonight.

1044
00:41:35,076 --> 00:41:36,493
{\an8}And I don't want to fight.

1045
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:38,412
{\an8}Have you guys ever hooked up?

1046
00:41:38,413 --> 00:41:40,038
{\an8}You're an asshole.

1047
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:41,373
{\an8}It's not your problem.

1048
00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:43,166
{\an8}This is the same
childish, stupid shit.

1049
00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:46,169
{\an8}So because you're married
makes you a more mature person.

1050
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:48,505
{\an8}- Yes, it is.
- [bleep] you.

1051
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:49,965
{\an8}I [bleep] hate this.

1052
00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:52,050
{\an8}And I can't believe
that you [bleep] started this.

1053
00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:53,969
{\an8}Because now you decided
to explode

1054
00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:55,387
{\an8}and make yourself look dumb.

1055
00:41:55,388 --> 00:41:56,555
{\an8}Are you joking?


